True Bravery is to arrive at home late after a boys night out, Wife waiting with broom & you ask: Are you still cleaning, or are u flying!
Husband comes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up & carries her around the house.
Wife: Did the Pastor preach about being romantic?
Husband: No, he said we must carry our burdens...
A husband was returning home after cremating his wife. He sees heavy lightning & thunderstorm. He thinks: She must have reached there.
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card and a list I've compiled of milli0naire who never finished their High School.
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